Dec 28
Priceless…
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Thank you, “Visa Customer Service”. You will always have my “cooperation in this folder”.
<Anonymous> Last night, Helen and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.
<Anonymous> She's such a bitch.
My favorite bash.org quotes, #22

Thank you, “Visa Customer Service”. You will always have my “cooperation in this folder”.